Wouldn’t a jury of his peers be lying former presidents, corrupt businessmen, bankrupt TV personalities and draft dodgers?

Amazing how far a person can ascend reciting discord minus solutions.

Gag orders don’t work on a man whose mouth is a firearm without the safety catch.

Happy birthday to edgarwright whose filmmaking skills are as indispensable as his own personal gentility.

Trump’s hush money trial will be livestreamed exclusively on Pornhub.

24-hour news coverage should be renamed “Ripley's Believe It or Not!”

With Civil War laws making a comeback and considering the punishment back then for horse thieves, can I hang a porch pirate?

Major Kong would never ride a drone.

Will the next presidential debates have intimacy coordinators?

“The Omen” movies tell the tale of the world’s worst nepo baby.

I was speaking with someone who looked me in the eye, while I did the same, and listened to everything I had to say. I’ve heard was called 'having a conversation' and I’m out of practice.

O.J. Simpson’s former manager claims “he did not act alone” but all his co-stars certainly did.

O.J. Simpson is absolutely, l00 percent, not living.

Not what I was expecting to see outside a Wingstop.

“Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in's own house.” ~ William Shakespeare

A chap in the UK made a video illustrating how my series from ’86 resembles America in 2024… and how it could all crescendo. youtu.be/hQQ9Yk78cfM?si… via YouTube

Paramount+ will soon announce the ultimate prequel “Star Trek: Vasquez Rocks”

Vandals that are videophiles rearranged letters on the marquee of a long-shuttered movie theater.

In 1980 Marty Feldman made a film predicting how an AI version of the Almighty would guide a TV personality to bring fascism to America. Categorized as a comedy, it was no joke.

So basically the only way to avoid getting canceled is by getting elected president?