percussive breasts

cabbage fucker

'I'm offering myself up to you, idiot. Take it or leave it. Either way, I don't want to hear any more bible verses.'

'What do you mean by 'I should wear more modest clothing' Morgana? I'm celebrating the splendor of our Lord's creation by showing off my big bazoombas!'

A year of whipping you heathens into shape #MyTwitterAnniversary

'Babe please, it's only natural for bunnies to breed, it's what God intended~'

how my followers be

Thirst over me

'Are you the next one in line? Hop in then big boi~ Wait... Why do you have a bible?'

Worship

Anyone else ever go to breakfast after church? I have so many fond memories of stuffing my face with eggs and toast while contemplating the priest's ̶s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶ sermon.

worship me, fools

get your priorities straight, heathen.

'damn, why are your thighs looking like a Tenga product?'

'please just do it Morgana? I'm not asking for anything crazy! just put your little cat tongue in my belly button! PLEASE!'