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I’m the sluttiest person in this MRI waiting room

Flight Attendant: Is there a doctor on the plane?!

Me: *Remembering I’ve played a doctor in several pornos* Show me his penis!

🚨ATTENTION XXX/CAM/CONTENT STARS🚨

I’m writing an article for HUSTLER Magazine site about performers who shoot BREEDING kink/fetish content!

If you love and specialize in shooting this niche, tweet me below or DM me!

Girl lunch

Damn girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you. Also, there’s a warrant out for your arrest for all these unpaid parking tickets. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you

Shoving Alka Seltzer up my urethra just to feel alive again

Miss Moo just stole your kidneys. Say thank you

Assy McGee was one of the most underrated shows ever

Rotisserie is a beautiful name for a baby

If you played this game growing up, it’s time to use a stronger exfoliant

Lower back tattoo idea

It’s Friday which means it’s time to share your WINS OF THE WEEK!

Did you finally take those clothes to Goodwill? Did you get a big raise at work? Did you make it ‘official’ with the person you’ve been seeing?

Share your wins of the week—BIG OR SMALL!

Every bank can be a sperm bank if you’re brave enough

Miss Moo just got a shot at the vet and then she curb stomped me

Getting kicked out of the aquarium for staring at the octopus tentacles a little too long

Medically accurate image of fallopian tubes

Show her feet

If you owned these, it’s time to lotion your hands before bed