When you set an alarm for 7am, but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15 and 7:20

Sharing the same humor feels like this

Me when I say 'okay' instead of arguing:

it's okay

if ur d!cc is bigger than your phone, comment “me”… I just want to see something real quick 🫣

i wanna have a 3 sum with 2 guys so badddddddd 😫😫😩 i need it

good morning ^.^ who’s buying me breakfast 😋🙈

They just don't make films like this anymore

Baby kangaroo got out of the pouch for the first time 😍

Seems like a good day to spend my time and money on MIAKAY🍒theBRAT👑🐸🌸✨ bout to pump my fleshlight so good

The perfect goon life 😵‍💫

Her: Eat that pussy!
Me:

Traveling wit yo favorite person >>> 🫶🏽

why our generation cant ever find real love ?

niggas lie about anything seriously 😂
me: why your lo off?
him:

Due for a date night w/ a VERY nasty ending🥴

Alot of men aren't used to women genuinely caring for them💔

This is what I mean when I say baecation 😍😍😩

Reward loyalty with loyalty and reward disloyalty with distance.