Nothing makes me feel more deeply patriotic and glad to be an American than using a British sink.

Just saw a guy on YouTube with a big helium balloon attached to his backpack; this is the future

A great piece of writing from Sarah Fletcher
thecritic.co.uk/the-unromantic…

I was making a grilled cheese so I turned on text to speech to read this article. Please listen to this part

i’m fucking screaming

I have to get something off my chest

Shout out to all the 1st generation Nigerian American students about to be falsely accused of cheating, because some amateur hour AI cheating detector software recognizes that you write just like cousin Chukwuma back home! 🇳🇬🤷🏿‍♂️

James Kreines' book on Hegel's Logic ('Reason in the World') is so insightful and good I'm just speechless

Can't believe Rebel Moon 2 and Tortured Poets Club dropped on the same day, and a weekday at that

It appears I was wrong; nice to see Liverpool legend Patrik Berger getting some work though

my toxic trait is i genuinely believe i would have no trouble befriending a wild bear

“Serial killer Josh Hartnett takes his daughter to a concert but it’s a sting operation to catch him” is such a sick premise. No one’s doing it like Shyamalan.

Big mistake not to release this nationwide. Seems like exactly the kind of fun summer counterprogramming people love.

Philosophers will really be like 'you believe in science? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, analyzing concepts' and then never successfully analyze a concept

I like reading my own poetry because I can tell what the hell the author was getting at

my boss: what should we name our new car

me, trying to get fired: cybertruck

'Bernardo Silva has never taken a penalty in his professional career.'
*Slaps it straight into the keeper's hands*
'I think the 'keeper's done his homework on him.'

Philosophers, historians, where are you?

'Military age men' LOL

Today a military age man got me a tea at a cafe, it was so scary, it was like an invasion. Then later I went to a bar and there were military age men there too, I was so terrified, what is this country coming to

I enjoyed the Tractatus although if I'm honest I mostly just looked at the pictures