“Pies versus Gym” is a good definition of the human condition #TheApprentice

#theapprentice

Alan: “Keep in touch”

Candidate:

Lord Sugar assembling his most trusted advisors. #theapprentice

Cheeky banter on #TheApprentice

“Not so much Testosterone, more like testin my bladdy patience” #TheApprentice

“Well Im gonna get 10 people to lend me a grand, but each of these people have all asked 10 people to lend them a grand, and they’ve all asked …”.

#theapprentice

#theapprentice . Interview time

No ones ever explained to me why the #TheApprentice is set in 1992

How many off this list have we had this series? #theapprentice

“Don’t Panic Man Don’t Panic”

“If it bleeds, we can kill it, Mr Mainwaring”

Would you rather see
'Aliens versus Dads Army'.
or
'Dads Army versus Predator'?

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I miss fun Twitter. Alan Partridge is in a Batman spin-off and it's barely touched my timeline; once we'd have mined that seam for days. My feed is now like staring at the painting Hieronymus Bosch couldn't submit for his coursework because he'd 'gone a bit far this time'

Jill, do you like bats?

Jill, do you like bats?

I really can’t wait for this. Bubbs is about to claim his rightful place in the living rooms of the British public, and become a household name, even a national treasure. Such a great premise & he’s put years of hard work & perseverance into #mammoth , it’s going to be a classic.

Good to see Coogan is gonna be in #Joker2

Can’t wait for you all to see #Mammoth ! First episode next Wednesday on BBC Two at 10pm. Whole series drops on BBC iPlayer the same day. ❤️🦣