In the hopes I have a large ornithological following??

Can someone please tell me what type of bird this is?

Banging lunch at Oma in Borough today- excellent food (twice in 48 hours…) they have an amazing list- we got Storm Chardonnay which I love

A dmag of 2009 Sudruiraut at the wedding last night - amazing finish!

Love random people on Twitter informing a corporate comms team about a public health emergency:

Can you imagine voting Conservative when the actual MPs are running like rats off a sinking ship?

This song is what London felt like from 2007-2012 🙌

Oh man Oma in Borough market is a dream of great food but service quite ropey:

I find it amazing how much the utterly shite weather in the UK is not blamed for more things like poor health and alcohol bingeing. No other country has a show about people escaping to buy A Place in the Sun… ☀️

Am I living in a fever dream? Or is the UK? Mental.

Airport security: no it’s fine keep your watch on it won’t set off the alarm
Every single time: BEEP BEEP BEEP

Not gonna lie, everything about the Olympics, much like the spirit of the European Union makes me well up 🥹

Bordeaux Olympic torch relay. They have a chef doing food exhibition. Of course. ❤️🇫🇷

Well this is an amazing crew and an eff-you to the BBC, Tory party AND the Labour party- centrist dad hat-trick

How is everyone feeling about #Bdx23 ?

“How shall we start the campaign?”

“Speech in the rain whilst Steve Bray plays the anthem that reminds people of Labour’s 1997 landslide.”

“OK. And in the evening?”

“Kick Sky out of your launch event but make sure they film it before you cut the line.”

I cannot stop. These wines are amazing:

Oh my god how do wine critics do this all the time? I have been trying to rewrite my tasting notes from Bordeaux 2023 for THREE WEEKS and its SO TEDIOUS. Massive respect to everyone who does this for a living 🤜

This used to cost me £8 a bottle and I loved it then. Great to see quality still TOP from Lafon:

Still waiting for The Mail, which has printed phone books about Angela Rayner's £1,500 to pick up this story, which is literally three million times bigger.

Oh good... adding to my collection of worst fears coming true:
bbc.com/news/articles/…