Look what I’ve just seen outside the supermarket… a white Fiesta!

A mate of mine went to the library because he was looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only had manuals.

My wife said she wanted to have a chat with me today about my immaturity, but it didn't happen...
She didn't know the password to my treehouse.

Found the Hot Wheels lime green Ford Escort RS2000 yesterday. First time I've seen it in the wild....well, Sainsbury's...

Tony Hart and Opal Fruits are both trending, and with that - and the 1980s in mind, etc. etc...

Has Tony Hart died AGAIN???

(Francisco Miralles - 'Painting On The Beach' ...with Tony Hart)

Slade is trending, and with that - and the 1970s in mind... Celebrate retro nostalgia and humour with my illustrative cartoon book 'Retroland - A Humorous Look At 1970s & 1980s Britain'. Shop around or find it on sale online here... austinmacauley.com/book/retroland

With the British Touring Car qualifying currently on for the opening round of this year's championship at Donington Park, here are some old BTCC cartoons of mine set at that Leicestershire circuit. Enjoy...
#BTCC

Claude Lorrain - 'Jacob With Laban And His Daughters'....watching the British Touring Car Championship cars go past...

Big Ben developed a fault this morning. Fortunately, I have a retro-style solution...

Enid Blyton is trending... and that.

Today, someone tried to sell me some protein powder for £90...
I thought 'That's Whey overpriced.'

I would argue that more people should play the Double Bass. There's a big case for it.

My missus said she's leaving me because of my obsession with the game 'Battleships'.
Funny, she's never said anything about it B4!

If there's one place I can't stand....

It's an ice rink.

'Ready to play, what's the day?'
Happy 60th Birthday to the BBC Children's TV programme 'Play School'.
#PlaySchool

Happy National Tea Day.
I went into a cafe yesterday and said to the waitress 'Give me a tea.'
She said 'T!'...
I went to another cafe.
#NationalTeaDay

Happy National Tea Day.
I once wanted to patent a new tea bag design which allowed you to use it twice, by PG took out a re-straining order against me!
#NationalTeaDay

Well done to everyone running the London Marathon today. You have my admiration. Not my envy, but my admiration.
#LondonMarathon

With the London Marathon tomorrow, here's a look back at the first one.... sort of...
#londonmarathon2024

My girlfriend left me because she said I talked about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4!