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Malcolm & Baby Dog

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calendar_today10-03-2019 08:13:10

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Friends! We had a long day of rain yesterday and we were all going a bit stir crazy, so Mum put out a new Tunnel for us, thinking it would keep us amused. Our reactions to it were text book. Obviously, I wanted nothing to do with it. Ralphy claimed it as his own and Baby Dog went

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Chums! Important News today! Apparently there is a call for Ice Cream Van Music to be banned because of complaints it is too loud!! It was discussed on Good Morning Britain and Richard Madeley read out the email I sent (although he missed out the word Cockapoo and called me a

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Chums! I told Malcy every little detail about my trip to the Cockapoo Cafe and I think he’s a bit ENVIOUS. He’s muttering something about a Cat Cafe and is giving all his attention to Roland instead of me. Oh dear. You can cut the atmosphere with a knife in here!

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Chums! Lots of you asked to see Baby Albie and I after our Grooming Session. Well, we can do better than that and show you our Posh Bank Holiday Day Out! We went to a pop-up Cockapoo Cafe. It was a Fancy Place and we were given heart-shaped Biscuit Treats and a Puppuccino. There

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Chums! My Little Brother Baby Albie and I are both ‘Scruffy Devils’ and are off to the Groomers today. We’ve been booked in together so I hope Natalie is ready for us. Double-Trouble! Wish us luck!
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Chums! My Little Brother Baby Albie and I are both ‘Scruffy Devils’ and are off to the Groomers today. We’ve been booked in together so I hope Natalie is ready for us. Double-Trouble! Wish us luck! #BabyDog #BabyAlbie #BankHoliday #BankHolidayMonday #dogs #dogsofX
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Friends! We have wonderful news! The Ice Cream Man finally visited our Street yesterday! Baby Dog was full of JOY and sang his heart out. Mum just about captured it on video in time! Then she took him to say hello, which he was so excited about. It’s not about the Ice Cream, it’s

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Friends! Baby Dog, Ralphy and I had a rather “Heavenly Experience” which we’ll share with you if you promise not to be scared. Baby Dog was scared and had to go inside, you see.
A Beam of Light came down from the skies! Ralphy and I were entranced, and Ralphy tried to find where

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Friends! At this time of year, Mum and I start to have our Special Early Morning Peaceful Times together. We go out to the Garden as the sun rises and listen to the Dawn Chorus. It’s Heaven. Just Mum and Me.

Someone recently mentioned the phrase and we

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Friends! Sadly, the rain returned and we had to stay inside. Baby Dog was a bit NAUGHTY and spent AGES trying to steal Dad’s shoes. One thing you can say about Baby Dog is that he is DETERMINED! Sigh.
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Friends! We wanted to show you what we’ve been up to at the bottom of the Garden. It’s always been a bit Scruffy, so Mum decided to dress it like one of her Theatre Sets. The Flower Cart was built for a production of My Fair Lady, and Mum wanted to keep it after the show. She’s

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Chums! I’m having a bit of a Ruff Time at the moment. First we lose Ron, then we lose the Ice Cream Man, then I lose my Authority over Ralphy.
And then, just to make it worse, I rolled in something unfortunate when out on my walk and had to have a SHOWER!
To cheer me up, Mum

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Friends! It was a beautiful day yesterday, and Baby Dog wanted to watch for the Ice Cream Man all day long. He was convinced he’d come. I kept him company. I’ve got to give Baby Dog credit, he was alert all day for the music… but it never came. We are now worried that the Ice

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Chums! Malcy can CONTROL Ralphy with the power of his EYES and MIND! I need to be able to do that too! I’m trying really hard, but Ralphy doesn’t respect me like he respects Malcy. He’s not intimidated by me AT ALL any more. It’s not fair - and it’s rather EMBARRASSING. Aren’t

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Friends! Have you ever doubted my ability to control things with the power of my eyes? The Malcy Stare is a powerful one. If you need proof, here it is…
The Little One made me a Den, as she likes to do when there’s a box lying around. The jealousy from the others is intense…

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Friends! It rained, and then the sun came out. 🌧️ ☀️ Mum was fascinated by the sound of me munching and sliding my tongue along the grass. Have a listen! 🌱
I was in Heaven. So use this as a moment of PEACE and TRANQUILLITY on your Friday morning. And please hit SHARE for us -

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Chums! I don’t know what’s happening in the Grass, but it’s full of Powder Puffs. On my Walk yesterday, I got covered in Puff and sometimes it made me sneeze. Mum said they are Clocks but I don’t know what on earth she means - they don’t look like clocks…? They are quite pretty

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Friends! I have the ability to solve all problems. To calm Baby Dog down, I have decided to sit in the Tunnel myself. He won’t dare shout at me…

Mum wants to know if there are Dog-Sized Tunnels? If there are, she might get one, seeing as Baby Dog loves Tunnels so much.

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Friends! The weather has turned to rain… and Baby Dog has LOST THE PLOT! Something has switched inside him and he’s decided he needs Ralphy OUT of the Tunnel. He’s been nagging Mum to get him out, but Mum doesn’t think that’s fair as Ralphy loves being in the Tunnel. Luckily

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Friends! Wow, we had an unusual start to our Monday morning! (See previous two posts). Before occurred, I was simply going to tell you that I had the most wonderful day sunning myself in the Garden yesterday. Hope you did too? And hoping for more of the same today…

Friends! Wow, we had an unusual start to our Monday morning! (See previous two posts). Before #MouseGate occurred, I was simply going to tell you that I had the most wonderful day sunning myself in the Garden yesterday. Hope you did too? And hoping for more of the same today…
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