Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (Darwin College) Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the The Spectator libido section.

I've been told that posting racist jokes about white people makes me racist, but in real life, I would never discriminate between a white person and a normal person.

COVID or no COVID - staying six feet away from white westoids is always a good idea.

We should turn the tables and make Holocaust jokes about such people.

Where are my homies with the 'Release the gas!' and Zyklon B jokes?

Show no mercy. Trigger their trauma like there's no tomorrow.

My latest culinary discovery is this weird, exotic, smelly western dish called 'burger'.

It's shape is a good indicator of its taste - it's basically a bloated sandwich (perhaps a cheap attempt at imitating the Vada Pav), which will assault your senses as much as your stomach.

Absolutely crazy that they've made millions of people believe that the right to free speech is more important than the right to food.

That when they hear the word 'freedoms', they think of things like free speech and political systems but never food, shelter, and clothing.

So this Muslim-hater decides to release his latest anti-Muslim and anti-Iran tirade at the same time when the West is committing massacre after massacre and a genocide of a mostly Muslim population, including a genocide of Muslim children.

Surely a coincidence.

West for 20 years: 'China, please build lots of capacity. We want to outsource our work to you.'

West today: 'China, you have overcapacity! Stop this right now!'

The power of democracy and the rule of law: A massive 10% of Indian households own ACs, while in China, it's only a mere 60%.

Propaganda in 2000-2010:
'India is the next China! The next superpower! India has many advantages over China! India will soon overtake China! Superpower by 2020!'

Propaganda in 2020:
'Why compare to China? Why compare to anyone? India will chart its own path.'

ADL: 'ANTISEMITISM IS SKYROCKETING A MILLION PERCENT'

The 'antisemitism':

India's growth story is basically its transformation from a literal shithole country to only a figurative one.