I don’t believe in god. I believe in dog. Here she is, making me happy. #cavoodle #atheism #dowhatiwant

Sure makes the role of a sales / marketing director easier when you have something people love.

#cavoodle #melbourne #freezing

IYKYK #risingphoenix #rise #growth #phoenixrising

If I see another “life coach” filming themselves while driving in their car I might totally Fuckn lose my mind. #lifecoach #coach #douchebag #stfu

Today is the tomorrow you wished for yesterday.

If you wear below the knee boardshorts, we’re going to have issues. #finnsbeachclub #bali #smugglers #BudgySmuggler Finns Beach Club

The most interesting things happen in doorways and borders. Fishermen used to learn to fish where cold water met the warm. Small fish in warm water, big fish in cold. The big fish came to eat the small and the fishermen caught them all. #change #growth #doorway

If you’re bored then you’re boring.

If you’re not willing to fall over, you may as well keep sitting down on the couch.

I propose we ban religion. If you think that sounds nuts, but what’s going on right now isn’t. You’re an idiot. #religion #god #USA #abortion #morons #stfu

California should be a republic.

It’s either pro choice or no choice. How is it that religious douche bags get to make the choice? The rest of us don’t care about your fantasy book! #fuckthesupremecourt #ABORTIONS #HumanRights #prochoice #WomensRights

So many comments. So few experts.

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Moving forward vapes are legally referred to as “douche flutes” #vape #law #douche

#Melbourne #sunset #fullmoon #Instagram #influencer

Cunts

Have not been making enough effort on my wellness, now I’m dealing with the illness. Nothing like a trip to emergency to make you grateful for the days you’re not in emergency. #wellness #diabetes #health #fuck