I’m not like other girls… I’m Satan

i never grew up, i just learned how to behave in public.

Long day of dancing & merriment…and lots & lots of tequila. Be the flame, witches.🔥Happy Beltane!

They're getting dumber by the minute.

If it takes the fear of going hell to make you a good person, then you're probably not a good person.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

I'm Jesus and I approve this message.
Except for the 'roll tide' part

All dogs go to Heaven, but people who shoot them burn in Hell.

There's no such thing as bad dogs, just bad fucking owners like Kristi Noem.

Shake It Off, Christians. Yall are being a little too Delicate about this Taylor Swift hoopla

This is your regular reminder that you're going to Hell.

I just piss people off by speaking the truth.

God is calling you to mutual masturbation 😂

I support women!

Criminalizing homelessness is the most Republican Jesus bullshit I’ve ever heard.

The best people aren't found in church, they're found in parking lots- returning their shopping carts to the corral before they drive off.

🌍Honor your Mother. 🌏 Love your Mother. 🌎 Respect your Mother.

Never forget who, or what you are. In a world of sheep, do not forget you are a wolf. In a world fueled by lies, remember the Truth.

It's Earth Day again, so remember, if we don't take care of Mother Earth, Mother Earth will take care of us.

The Catholic Church is an organized crime syndicate that has committed more crimes than the mob.