“women peak in their 20s”

okay then why am i 34

good morning 🌞

call me mommy and i’ll make you a sandwich 🥪🤗

hey

had a lobster roll for the first time today. i have to eat them for every meal now. i do in fact make the rules

good morning !! (even if it’s almost afternoon)

hiiiii 💕

you were in an accident & i’m giving you chest compressions

instagram food posts make me feel like i’m from another planet. you see a guy make delicious looking honey cured egg yolks, then like half the comments are like won’t you get botulism and salmonella maybe even at the same time from this?

the worst thing you can experience on this website is getting lost in the replies of a viral post. you clicked on a post of strange food you were curious about, and suddenly you’re watching a woman with a tiny face drawn around her mouth lip sync

good morning 🌞💕