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Elizabeth Hackett

@LizHackett

Screenwriter. Redhead. Frequent eater of toast.

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calendar_today22-05-2009 00:40:27

9,8K Tweets

86,7K Followers

1,4K Following

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Tomorrow I'm starting my 'Daily Compliment' plan. I'm going to compliment one total stranger every single day. It'll be something genuine, kind, and uplifting. Anyone wanna join and spread love around?

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If you dust off a seashell-shaped soap in the carpeted guest bathroom and put it up to your ear, you can hear a suburban Christmas party from 1988.

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If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers over a Target parking space tonight, what are the holidays even about?

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🎶 You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Life gets worse when you're an adult. 🎶

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I have zero natural musical talent but I’m writing a song about driving in L.A. It’s called “Shithead In A Tesla On My Ass.”

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I'll host Christmas dinner, but only if I can discuss one guest in quietly scathing tones afterward as I sit at an antique vanity and remove my earrings.

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I'd be fine with a ghost in the house if every time a message in blood appeared on a wall it was something helpful like YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR GLASSES

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It's raining in L.A., so somewhere a private detective is slowly chewing an unlit cigarette in a staked-out rental car, wondering where the hell he went wrong.

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It's that sort of November day in L.A. where the Santa Ana winds blow into town, dispersing like spores all the bits of idle gossip you thought would never be repeated.

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Long hair is great until you snap a detangling comb and now you're brushing it with three tines like the Little Mermaid.

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