Moose This is the best next gen SEG on the market.

My coworker recently disclosed he had a heart attack working where we do.
I had to go on medical leave myself late last year after very alarming bloodwork and symptoms.
The funny thing about health:
When you don't have it anymore, you can't get it back.
Prioritize living. ❤️

Some of my favorite folks in security.
We're seeing more and more malwareless attacks, and IAM is at the pinnacle of importance unless you're running ops on an Etch-A-Sketch.

When you email me, this is who you're really emailing.

This circulates every few years for me, but every time I see it, I think of how few people I'd trust with my cats. 🤔

🙃 every time

Years from now, the people you helped won't remember the company you worked for, they'll remember you.
Stay true to yourself and stay kind, you'll never have regrets ❤️

Moose

When you realize it's only Wednesday:
(meme shamelessly stolen from coworkers)

Ope, they got me.

And this is where I'd put a window... if I had one 😑.
Who has two thumbs and forgot seat 30 on Delta planes is a trap?
This chick.

Report writing:
2 hours to produce 50 pages of content
38 hours of knife fights with MSFT Word to make it look like it wasn't written by a pack of feral raccoons

Among the tourist stickers in a Denver gift shop was this oddly specific gem...

Whatever this cat is going through is relatable.

This tweet came back to haunt me.

Decided to snow tonight, so I'm living my best life.

Useful terminology for your every day life: