Crypto VCs and influencers trading against retail investors:

The nonbinary barista watching me hit “No tip” on the iPad:

ct will buy coins that have literally no reason to be worth more than 0, then blame the team, vcs, kols, mms, and exchanges when they lose money

LilMoonLambo You’re welcome.

BITCOIN IS BACK ABOVE $67,000

when project founders meet their token holders

when that meme coin you put $100 into ends up being worth $50,000

when that meme coin you put $100 into ends up being worth $50,000

when project founders meet their token holders

Should tweet more after having several negronis with LilMoonLambo

when your dealer says 'be there in 15'

GameStop this week:

Dua Lipa is bae

GameStop this week:

this is how cryptocurrency works

BITCOIN IS BACK ABOVE $67,000

all roaring kitty had to do was drop a solana coin

this is how cryptocurrency works

The nonbinary barista watching me hit “No tip” on the iPad:

I JUST LOST ALL MY MONEY ON PUMP DOT FUN BECAUSE OF THE EXPLOIT

FUCK CRYPTO

I'M OUT