It’s terrible here

A group of women from Gainesville just watched me eat my steamers and lobster like I’m a zoo animal This is not a derogatory post. They were super nice and asked questions. Love that 🥰

Maybe the last of the season? Once again, I had a male for lunch

no, I hope you lose every single game no matter what the Red Sox do, no matter who you’re playing or whenever you’re playing it. I hope you lose every spring training game too.

Kids today will never understand how important roller rinks were to us

I woke up to a not nice DM telling me he can smell my obesity. And now I’m laughing because I made pasta e patate for dinner so that’s double carbs. Dude wasn’t wrong 😂

What bugs me most about this Ed Gein show is the name pronunciation. Gein should be pronounced like “Gine” not “Geen.”

"DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

Lena Dunham’s new project stars Mark Ruffalo. Can you even imagine how insufferable that set is??

I refuse to believe there are people out there ordering tuna melts. There’s just no way.

I know the receipt says 2025, but I think my daughter may have actually traveled back in time

I am emotionally drained after watching John Candy: I Like Me. He was such a gift

Read a reply that said they were going to mount them like antlers when they fall off. 😂

Cobra is a gem. If you aren’t following him, you’re silly.

What is something as a host you love to receive as a gift? I’m going to a party this weekend and all food and drink will be provided. I want to bring something nice.

What?? 😂

The customer is not always right. Sometimes the customer is an entitled bully.

Meat, pasta, sauce, and cheese

My stepfather has prostate cancer. His numbers have been expected for a bit, but recently went high. When his doctor told him, his response was “So you’re telling me I should sell?” 😂

I brought croissants in for my coworkers because I’m nice, occasionally