Tearing down dead high streets and replacing them with buildings like (pic 2) would be such an easy win for towns and the economy.

If I look like this when I’m 93, I’m not turning 92.

That or a 35-year-old taxidermy of Jim Henson.

forgetting the crass comparisons, this is an amazing policy agenda i wish we had a longer truss premiership.

Skill issue.

Dear Mr Tate,

We get it, but your Dad’s still never coming home from the supermarket.

Trust the science!

'Rights' are for friends and those who can be wielded as weapons against enemies. Calling them hypocrites is pointless, they don't care. 90% of the right are still completely oblivious to the nature of their opponents.

Gammon easter worshipper 2 It's pure focus group junk, apparently 60% of people support it, what they don't understand is that it's not going to change anybody's voting intention in the election, so they just again played into the 'protect the NHS' rubbish again.

Remarkable the Conservative Party copied Jacinda Ardern of all people. And now the Nz smoking ban has been dropped by the right coalition.

I, Larkey of Metcalfe, Second of His Name, Dr Jazzy Jeff Al-Häagen-Dazs, OBE, MBE, Wondering Free, Lord of all the Social Media in General and Twitter in Particular, do swear and affirm that I will, to my utmost duty, buy you cigarettes if you are born after 2009.

If you think cannabis isn’t addictive I’ve got a bridge made out of brownies to sell you…

Tobacco doesn't turn users into paranoid zombies.

I don’t smoke anymore. Haven’t for about 4 years. But there’s something about this smoking ban that really pisses me off. It just seems to intrusive and nannying. I hate it.

The Irish are solving our rental market by allowing us to live rent free in their minds.

'the UK becoming a world leader in tobacco control' is an interesting gloss on 'the only other country planing to do this changed its mind after eighteen months because it was obviously a terrible idea'.

Bastard Tories and Sunak voting to ban smoking. How about a ban on grooming gangs being enforced? How about a ban on illegal immigrants flooding across the channel? How about a ban on light sentences for nonces?

Targeting the law abiding majority as usual.

Nick Griffin No it's not. When Muslims enter the country, when they attack women and children and harm Priests and innocent Christians they do it on their own volition. They don't want permission from the Jews and they don't get it from them. Islamic forces conquered half of south Europe once

Islam has quite possibly the biggest downgrades for their prophets. How do you go from the literal Son of God to degenerate pedophile?

Lord Cameron a pile of shite.