Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless.

The internet continues to deliver.

buzzfeed.com/mjs538/fox-new…

Pretty sure if I thought I was the victim of a witch hunt, I wouldn't doze off in court.

Trump is falling asleep in court for YOU!

Donald Trump woke up from his nap and instinctively cut the bailiff a check for $130K.

It’s funny that Trump fell asleep in a court.

It’s even funnier that Trump woke up and found himself in court. #SleepyDon

Trump: “They’re not coming after ME for paying off a porn star. They’re coming after YOU for paying off a porn star.”

We only have to have to see #SleepyDon in court; poor Stormy had to experience Sleepy “Don Jr.” in person.

Condoms in women’s bathrooms for decades and women don’t say a word. But put a tampon in the men’s room and the snowflakes have a meltdown.

I can’t believe the judge started the trial during Trump’s nap time

Trump tried to stay awake in court today, but he didn’t want to also be charged with…..resisting a rest.

Jury tampering is a felony offense.

Hiring Obi-Wan Kenobi as your lead attorney is a pretty bold move. Let's see how that works out.

Who is Trump’s new lawyer?

So weird. They have a Trump store in Florence, Italy.

Trump falsified business records to hide that he was involved in paying off Stormy Daniels so voters wouldn’t hear about their affair.

That’s true election interference.

Happy Monday!!!

Happy birthday, Margo Price!

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