Why don't lawyers hyphenate 'arm's length' when it's modifying a noun?

All I want is a fuck ton of cheese ravioli.

This seems to assume that the California Bar has ever done anything useful.

Be jealous of my glorious rosemary

I just want to drink seltzer on my patio and grow vegetables.

I need to remember that you can't start cooking dinner when you're hungry.

This feels so wrong

I could enter my time OR I could keep screaming “CARROT GIRL” at my dog. She’s unamused.

Hypothetically speaking, if based on extremely conservative estimates, you personally generated $2 million in revenue for your firm, what is a reasonable bonus request?

Fitting that this is my first viral tweet. Back to my good ol activist days.

Suboptimal grilling conditions

Instead of entering my time, I scrubbed my patio.

Military spouse survey. Desperately need a comment box.