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Laura Miti

@LauraMiti

Knows that nothing but nothing is as it seems....Loves patch of land called Zambia.

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linkhttps://acazambia.org calendar_today05-09-2011 12:02:03

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The UPND gives out the sense of an animal straining at a not-too-secure leash. One that is barely able to restrain it. Like the PF before it, it is filled with individuals barely able to hold a democratic thought.

The UPND gives out the sense of an animal straining at a not-too-secure leash. One that is barely able to restrain it. Like the PF before it, it is filled with individuals barely able to hold a democratic thought.
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Young man with known poor eyesight walks into a glass door at Manda Hill Mall. He leaves his brother there to rush somewhere. Returns - Manda Hill demands K 5000 for damage but brother still spends night in cells. Why is a mall charging for accidental damage?? As for the police🙆🏽‍♀️

Young man with known poor eyesight walks into a glass door at Manda Hill Mall. He leaves his brother there to rush somewhere. Returns - Manda Hill demands K 5000 for damage but brother still spends night in cells. Why is a mall charging for accidental damage?? As for the police🙆🏽‍♀️
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The ACA ACA has advertised for
interns. Jimmy Maliseni our Prog Manager says young people seem to think it's a call to a CV throwing competition. That made me laugh though it's not funny. No attempt to tailor app to advert. They expect employer to dig for suitability.

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The ACA is hiring interns. (3 programmes, 1 finance). Do Apply! Even if you do not get in, the recruitment process will be an enlightening experience. The ACA is beyond fair, in its recruitment processes.

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Look at this signpost in Bar Montenegro showing how far World places to visit are. Right at the top is us😊

Look at this signpost in Bar Montenegro showing how far World places to visit are. Right at the top is us😊
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Finalising Barbra Streisand's riveting autobiography, that honestly describes a lifelong painful relationship with her mother, thinking, this Mother's Day, of those who had bad mothers. Yes, some mothers are broken & break their kids in turn, in ways they are mostly silent about.

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Earlier today, the ACA held a workshop to present pre-selected illustrative areas of focus for advocating Constitutional reforms and to get feedback and suggestions from partner organizations.

Earlier today, the ACA held a workshop to present pre-selected illustrative areas of focus for advocating Constitutional reforms and to get feedback and suggestions from partner organizations.
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Chipata names - no gravitas😪🤭
My name is:
-Mwizhu Kaunda.
Are you related to KK?

-Chanda Sata.
Who was the former President to you?
- Changu Mwanawasa.
As in Levy Mwanawasa??

-Choolwe Hichilema
- Sharp Eyebrow raise

-Masau Banda.
- Tichi Lungu
Nice to meet you!

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British High Commissioner, Nicholas Woolley is leaving🤦🏾‍♀️. Will genuinely miss him. Such a good man and an amazing High Commissioner.

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One of the most anxiety inducing places in Zambia must be a job over which politicians have (or think they must have) a say. Boma, quasi gov orgs, political parties, ZP. I imagine that, in a meeting, only one brain is allowed to be fully functional - the biggest boss'🤦🏾‍♀️.

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Exciting News! 😲
You can now follow our WhatsApp Channel to get the latest updates on our project activities.
Here's what you need to do to stay connected 👇

1. Click the channel link whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…
2. Follow the channel 📡
3. Unmute notifications 🛎

See you there!

Exciting News! 😲 You can now follow our WhatsApp Channel to get the latest updates on our project activities. Here's what you need to do to stay connected 👇 1. Click the channel link whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… 2. Follow the channel 📡 3. Unmute notifications 🛎 See you there!
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Someone said on my FB page, that they don't believe the girls speak Nyanja. I think to myself - why ever not? Their English is dodgy🤦🏾‍♀️. Well, except for Miss N whose vocabulary & gammer are advanced.
Anyhow, the language game we happened to play, today, was translation.

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My helper's daughter looked just stunning in her Chitenge wedding dress. Her wedding, in Shibuyunji, was also beautiful. OK, let me confess, I don't like Western wedding dresses for Zambian weddings. They are as unwieldy & inappropriate as the wigs our judges & Speaker still wear

My helper's daughter looked just stunning in her Chitenge wedding dress. Her wedding, in Shibuyunji, was also beautiful. OK, let me confess, I don't like Western wedding dresses for Zambian weddings. They are as unwieldy & inappropriate as the wigs our judges & Speaker still wear
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Ine bana, nabazukulu banga spoke, speak Nyanja for the first 3 years of their lives. Then English. Manje imwe, natu bana twanu who you teach broken English ati - my langaunge is being sidelined. By whom?? Kimina, ndimwe, ndimwe, nimwebo.
Mwatusabila mwe.

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