Some parenting advice from America’s most lovable dad:

It’s a good thing Republicans are the party of law and order. Imagine if they weren’t!

Appreciate the optimism from Coach Linder, but this doesn't clear up anything as to why his most promising players have all bolted. (Or in the case of Max, Ethan and Jake, been kicked off ... we still don't know.)

What the hell is going on with Wyoming's basketball program? Trying to remember a precedent for this, before or after the transfer-portal revolution, when basically an entire team quits.

The Elite Eight teams and their ranking in the final regular-season AP Top 25:

5. Texas
9. Gonzaga
10. UConn
15. Kansas State
16. Miami
18. San Diego State
25. Florida Atlantic
NR Creighton

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#MarchMadness

Channing Tatum and Ice Cube also are in the film.

Walter Hudson, man. Dude has issues. Unfit for the job he has or just about any other.

I used to hate San Diego State so much. It was the team Jim Brandenburg left my beloved Wyoming for in ‘87, when the Cowboys were on the cusp of greatness. Tecs didn’t do shit in Brandy’s 5 years, but this group under Brian Dutcher is special. Tecs are finally in the #EliteEight !

Brilliant idea having the only remaining No. 1 seeds playing at the same time on different channels, NCAA. #MarchMadness

The Tipper Gore of states.

This whole bit was a setup to goad one of the (willing) hosts to say either a sexist thing or a racist thing. 'Nips,' really? An ancient word as a synonym for alcohol? This whole crew knew what they were doing. Anyone who employs this crew or listens to them should be ashamed.

The New York case is going to be the appetizer. These other dishes are the ones we’re looking forward to.

If you gave $1,500 to 100 million Americans to put toward an e-bike, it would cost only $15 billion. For comparison, the NYPD budget is $11 billion for just one year.

We need a national law banning mug shots before a conviction. But with an exception for this guy because fuck him.

Soros donated to a group that gave to Bragg’s political campaign. Those are the “ties.”

Wyoming Republicans when Obama signed ACA:

About as subtle as a sledgehammer to the head and half as funny.

I think this is the best overtime period I’ve ever seen in college basketball. #MSUKSU #Sweet16 #MarchMadness