Absolute legend and childhood hero - what a great day at ESS! Stories of The Bill and Met fun 😂 graham cole OBE

Cheeky little breakfast snack to celebrate the fact I was born on this day all those years ago…. 👴🏻

What started off as a fair post - she’s happy at her ruling, she then ruins it all with her second tweet. Shocking.

Not sure what we think but DX Customer Service refused to drop them in the door of a heavily pregnant woman? Is that customer service? 🤔

So this is at my Gym.

Lost for words.

ITS SEPTEMBER

Sad lunch 😂

Well, that’s a nice start to the day ❤️

Earlier this year I moved divisions to the south and I have to say, the types of crime I’m coming across is pretty wild. “Theft of Fuscia” is a highlight but my favourite is “man damages fence and replaces with a better fence” - crimed as a criminal damage 😂

My new role means I get to spend more time here in Shakespeare’s Birthplace!

Smashed this wallpapering lark!

Apparently I’m broken for having ketchup with kebab meat. Discuss.

Why would you want to advertise this? The hello and welcome is a highlight for me.

Strong refs

Impressive place

So why am I still the size of a small house? 🙄

This place breaks me every time 😩

Who’s gonna pay for the extra police for this new village? #KugaCopIsland

What a feat of engineering! (Shame he didn’t get to see it) #Clifton #Bridge #Brunel

So finally met my new team, spread over two sites, and I have to say… what a great bunch of people! Always makes a job change far easier when your new team are actually fab! On a side note, do I need some new trainers? 🤔

So this week I’ve left response policing, an area very close to my heart but new challenges await in the local resolution centre! Means I get to work in Shakespeare’s birthplace too 👀