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Kristen Arnett

@Kristen_Arnett

writer, librarian, lesbian. dad. floridian. New York Times Bestselling author. Mostly Dead Things & WITH TEETH and STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE (upcoming).

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'At the time, queerness was a thing so bright that when I looked too closely at it, it felt like someone had aimed a high-powered flashlight directly into my eyes. It hurt.'
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If you don't yell 'Soup's on!' when you put the bird seed out in the morning, then how are the birds supposed to know that the soup is on?

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'It could happen in real life, couldn’t it? It had happened on Friends and everyone loved Friends.'

Read along as Kristen Arnett recaps the standalone lesbian episode of ⬇️

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hey guess what? i am gonna be teaching a writing class on HUMOR! you can register here!

COMEDY!

guaranteed i will at least tell 20-35 extremely bad jokes, so you'll get something (horrifying) out of it

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hey guess what? i am gonna be teaching a writing class on HUMOR! you can register here! COMEDY! guaranteed i will at least tell 20-35 extremely bad jokes, so you'll get something (horrifying) out of it chillsubs.com/writeordie/wor…
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