As Blur still trending, this is a vid I made for their Parklife album track Tracy Jacks, after noticing Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down closely echoed the subject of Damon Albarn's lyrics with his slow descent into madness 🚗🎥 youtube.com/watch?v=5bP89E…

Do you know who had all these things? Patrick Bateman

William Wragg's photo shoot for the Times, with his wifi password on full display.

If you fancy a laugh this morning check out Brewdog owner James Watt's justification for attending Nigel Farage's 60th bday party

Paul Kirkley Yep. Literally couldn't think of anything worse as a night out.

And after seeing the Brewdog boss was there too that's the last time I ever touch that piss.

I'm tagging you James Watt into this you hypocrite twat.

Siri, show me the opposite of FOMO.

Honestly don't know how to earn that 5th star

If QPR win all our remaining games by sizeable margins it is still mathematically possible for us to make the playoffs 👍 #believe #qprbir

Jake Shields This is from your own Instagram account

As 'Trump Bible' still trending, thought I'd share my most popular YouTube vid: Donald unable to name one verse from his 'favourite book'. 2 million views and counting 🌠. Happy Easter Trumpsters youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQ…

anon_opin 😡🗯 This is called a 'queue' system and has been going on for quite some time already

oh Kate

Just saw this Morph for #JamesBond tweet.

I think it'd work well as Chas would make a great Blofeld, in league with Grandmorph & the Very Small Creatures, Bond girl Delilah, etc.

This writes itself, get onto it @Aardman

Just saw The Who, Teenage Cancer Trust gig at Royal Albert Hall. As much as I dislike Roger Daltrey's politics he still a top drawer entertainer at the age of 80

Was interviewed for this U.S travel show on Bob Marley & my Jamaican pilgrimage for Rough Guides, on the back of the recent One Love film. Subjects discussed incl the assassination attempt + his favourite milky drink which I also loved 🇯🇲 open.spotify.com/episode/5lkLxP… 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙸𝙴 𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚈 #ange