I was quarrelling in my dreams.
Woke up with cracked voice.

😂
Well, there’s no difference between eba and cereal.
Both enters into the water. Just different reactions to water 🤭

E for energy 😂😂

Is that why you have been moving towards hot girls on the TL?😂

Brilliant.
Let’s just say time obeys the law of thermodynamics 😅

Had better not be jealous. Tomorrow will always become yesterday. Just a matter of time.

Today is the yesterday you were worrying about .

Since it’s something flowy, try Flo app

Hairdressers will use mousse to finish your life.

I miss the days of didi and soul mate or apple.

Need EFCC to put some good money on whistle blowing:
I want to start attending Owanbe.
I’ll do hypewoman as a side hustle.
I’ll hype people so they can spray money while blow whistle on them.

Isn’t that putting money where my mouth is ?

It is a crime punishable under Section 21 of the CBN Act. If that provision of law is to be enforced, then, our congested prison will not contain everyone. Selective enforcement of law is a problem in Nigeria

I’m a different being in different social media platforms 😄

Who even said kpomo is not sea food?
Something I just brought out from salt water.

Loving right and being loved right is the kind of relationship you should be in…..

I thought spraying money was our culture o.
So we can’t do 🎶 ‘’ Shey o ti mo Kikky’’ again?
So how will you know me now?

Do people know when they are about to die or it’s just a coincidence that their last action seems to suggest this?
Or maybe it’s just us?

Lost a friend some times ago and it felt like she knew it.

Saw her briefly an evening before she passed on. We were supposed to attend an…

Early Diagnosis is so important. Even though not curable, but we can definitely live a pleasant life with it with the right information and management.

It’s the World’s Parkinson Day.

For some of us, cooking for people and looking after people isn’t a big deal . We were raised with love and we share it . So if u think u r using people who just naturally do stuff outta kindness , u r doing urself .

I don use eba spoil my voice.

Me and my baby will definitely be twinning in the future.
One capri-sun in his bag as he goes to nursery, one capri-sun in my bag as I go to work.