That Davido video is haram, man. Ngmi.

I’m always in the mood for Lionel Richie’s All Night Long and My Destiny.

Nobody:

My mum:

My mother has taught me that ‘love is showing up’, and I hold on to that lesson with all my strength.

Love reminds you that it’s there. It makes space, it makes time, it honors, it forgives, it respects, it corrects, it serves.

Love is an action word - it requires doing.

I come from so much love. I’m nourished by love. I live in love. I grow, flourish, and exceed expectations because of love.

My mum is so special. She says ‘you can learn compassion’. She tells me ‘I know you’re brilliant and your opinion is important but you must be kind’. She’ll affirm you AND hold you accountable in one breath. She knows us so well, and she defends that knowledge with all her heart.

Nahh, my mum is good at being a mum!

She’s in the background of most of my core memories. I see her teaching me to ride a bike. I see her watching my taekwondo presentation. I see her coming out to clap for me, every single time!!

She’s so present and loving.

My mother and grandmother were/are obsessed with country music. We listened to everything from Coat of Many Colors to the Gambler to Coward of the County on the way to school.

My mum has so much personality, when I think about it. Phil Collins, Lionel Richie, alladat - her bag!

Eating fruits and vegetables and drinking water will save you.

I love this photo of Twixie so much 😂

Well, then.

Zuckerberg has not slept well since he discovered AI. The AI-fication of the Meta-verse is upon us.

Curling and clipping >>>>> Velcro rollers.

The rollers are great for volume but terrible if you’re in a hurry.

There’s really nothing wrong with hair that’s been processed. The challenge is figuring out what kind of processing(?) is okay.

Raw hair, layered hair, ‘waterfall curls’ - none of these wigs is wear and go. Each needs a lot of effort with styling to even look presentable.

Also, raw/donor hair doesn’t hold styles so a little water/humidity/activity and you’re back to the styling tools.

Didn’t understand why Zara 12 pants didn’t fit anymore but I just looked in the mirror and objection sustained.

What’s the difference between pasta in tomato sauce and bread and stew?

My Maltese is allergic to staying clean 🙄
omoge. come get your friend!

Lmfaoo please. 😂

Why doesn’t he just call the hitmen back??