It's cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You're gonna write emails on the computer buddy

I’m mad

Just saw Dune. Not funny.

Just got fired at Dairy Queen for flipping all the orders upside down

I’m not touching that paper I just washed my hands

I’ll do a house marg on the rocks, garlic salt around the rim

Just closed a deal.

Ke’Bryan Hayes is so naturally gifted

7 days until college baseball

People don’t gulp when theyre in danger like they used to anymore

'That's no balloon.... it's a space station!'

Zack Greinke vs. the Soto shuffle.

Me: The usual, but make it a double

Bartender: So 4 orders of mozzarella sticks?

The College Football Playoff Championship game is coming to Houston in 2024 and will be played at NRG Stadium.

Here's the hype video for the game. KHOU 11 News Houston

Just thinkin' about baseball...

The silly goose store called they said you haven’t showed up for your past 4 shifts and are starting to get worried