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Everyone who comes to visit me in the hospital is leaving with a baby

If I knew life was gonna be like this, I woulda held my breath in the delivery room

Wazazi wamewaleta rongai kusoma mnakuja kushikana mikono mbele yangu?

when I say TikTok kills me 😭😭😭 “you are struggling to pay rent but you have a mansion in heaven. why don’t you go home?” I’ve been crying for 3 mins

someone needs to figure out how this man runs 6 innovative, intensely competitive companies with 12 kids, multiple baby mamas, and still somehow finds the time to go sporting events and play video games

If Adani takes over our airports. Let me tell you what will be the biggest export from Kenya. Human organs. Trafficked children. Adrenochrome. Sex trafficking. This business is bigger than even drugs. WAKE UP AND FIGHT

Her revenge is 4 dicks, 2 festivals, a bunch of parties and acting drunk on Instagram stories. Your revenge is money, mindset, physical power and status. Hers is instant. Yours takes a while. But you’re going to win… in the end.

I need a drug with no side effects that will keep me awake five nights in a row while my brain’s on fire and the writing is flowing. Curse this human need for sleep.

Being "able bodied" is temporary, you will age, you will get injured, you will get sick and you will wish you fought more for the system to protect the vulnerable.

This is how Ruto has been stealing elections, over 20 IDs belonging to one person, same photo, different ID numbers and same fingerprints. Just in case you thought you’ve seen a lot. #RutoMustGo

Kuna shida mwanaume kukuwa na boxer nne?

President William Ruto travelled to China to secure a 40 Billion loan. Same week, controller of budget releases the budget implementation report showing the government spent 18.1 billion on domestic travel. Basically, the 40B is just fare ya the next few months. #TheWickedEdition

One person cooks while the other person drinks alcohol nearby. It's literally a perfect system.

And btw, you don’t know the half of what lil Wayne has done for me & others. Wayne had drake & I on his tour w/no papers signed. He was on all of my mixtapes w/no papers signed. This man has literally changed the FACE of hip hop. The hair too. IYKYK. He inspired so many to tat

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The agreement between Adani Airport Holdings Ltd and KAA specifies that any interruptions from court actions, parliamentary decisions, or protests will require Adani to be compensated for losses and anticipated profits. The agreement further states that disputes will be resolved

Maina Kageni, you've got a great voice timbre for broadcast, you play riveting music and you have a palatable personality But wacha kudanganya women. It's bordering the uncouth, like today's remarks 1st, I quit Classic in the morning for Spice FM situation room ya kina Lattif,