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Fic writers: sorry I havent updated in a week guys :p I had to study for my medical school epidimiology final and write my thesis on restructured pig hearts. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this 15k chapter. Sorry it’s so short !

🍓Lizzy💥⚙️ comms open ive read a fic once where the authors note literally said 'sorry for not updating my friend got hit by a car and shes in the hospital now anyway enjoy this chapter!' like WHAT how can you just throw that heavy bomb on me and just continue as if nothing happened

@clawfulneutral eggie🫂🫧 🍓Lizzy💥⚙️ comms open tbh, writing helps me personally cope with stress, so I'm not judging.