If you think Howie Roseman is overrated, you’re just straight up envious.

He took two different teams with different HC/QB to a Super Bowl within 5 years of each other.

Some of you haven’t even sniffed a conference championship and have the audacity to call him overrated, smh.

GET READY TO LEARN STOUTLAND UNIVERSITY BUDDY!!!!!!!

Trevor Keegan, get ready to learn Stoutland University buddy.

Another Hall of Fame performance.

I’m hysterically laughing at the bar right now making a fool of myself — Howie Roseman is genuinely such a sicko, he can’t keep getting away with this.

Quinyon Mitchell AND Cooper DeJean???

This mother fucker CANNOT miss.

Howie Roseman since he drafted Jalen Reagor over Justin Jefferson:

GOODNIGHT PHILADELPHIA!

Howie Roseman having the ability to handpick Terrion Arnold or Quinyon Mitchell at 22 is an absolute dream scenario.

The Eagles just locked up AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith to three-year extensions.

The 49ers are having trade discussions with Deebo Samuel and Brandon Aiyuk.

But I thought the best way to win a Super Bowl was with a quarterback under a rookie contract?

YOU CAN PUT THOSE TRADE RUMORS TO REST.

ARTHUR JUAN IS HERE TO STAY!!!

Vikings since this moment:
• GM/HC fired
• 1 playoff game (lost at home vs Daniel Jones)
• No QB1

Eagles since this moment:
• GM won 2nd executive of the year
• 5 playoff games including SB 57
• Acquired Brown/Smith/Barkley

Vikings won the battle. Eagles won the war.

Who I Want:
• Quinyon Mitchell
• Terrion Arnold
• Chop Robinson
• Brock Bowers

Who I Don’t Want:
• Tyler Guyton
• Byron Murphy
• Laiatu Latu

Who I Wouldn’t Mind:
• Cooper DeJean
• Kool-Aid McKinstry
• Any OT Not Named Tyler Guyton

Happy “Quinyon Mitchell becomes a Philadelphia Eagle” day to everyone who celebrates.

I will be unbearably annoying if Howie Roseman finds a way to draft Quinyon Mitchell.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this obsessed with a cornerback coming out of the draft.

Friendly Reminder: Isaiah Rodgers has played less than 1% of his career snaps at the slot position.

He is an outside cornerback.

I feel so bad because this poor fella really thinks there’s a possibility this happens lol.