Rest In Peace my Noble lord.
On the beautiful judgement morning when my lord will be assisting my Lord, we shall see again to part no more.

Write this down

I saw that some persons went to destroy the borehole at night.

Dear EFCC Nigeria happy holiday!!!

Do you have 2 to 5m, you are not using presently, would mind investing in business with 10% ROI?

Come to the DM let's discuss!

Another japa testimony,
Welcome to new dispensation!!!

It's the beginning of a new week!!!
dear single brothers and sisters kindly post your picture under this post... God of marriages will visit us this season.

It's the beginning of a new week!!!
dear single brothers and sisters kindly post your picture under this post... God of marriages will visit us this season.

Are you willing to join someone as a dependant, to Australia? Both parties will foot the process cost together, then this offer is for you!!!

DM NOW!!!

Pls it's not free and I don't want the hear 'please ma do it for me ma'

My sister, instead of you to buy perfume, you went and buy milky doughnut?
Ehn fine girl?

God please!!!!

My brother's fiance recommended my brother to someone help them handle a wedding event as an MC, bros left for Owerri yesterday, couldn't see the couple until this morning, guess who dem dey marry?

Dem dey marry our fiance and my brother be MC,

My neighbour bought is son a trumpet, I was sleeping this afternoon, that was when the bought felt it was the right time to blow the trumpet close to my window, I just suddenly heard 'PAAAAARRAAAAAAM' I jumped up, looked from the window, everywhere was empty, I was dead scared!!

My sister, instead of you to buy perfume, you went and buy milky doughnut?
Ehn fine girl?

The funny thing about this things is that the wife will now small breast while the sisters and cousins staying with them will be breast marshal.

Send them packing!!!!

I am emotional, after many attempt of trying to relocate,

'yawning!!!!!!'

Hunger ooo

My love come and buy me lunch.

If I come back from work and find you wearing bum-shot and crop top without brassiere in anyplace outside your room, in my husband's house, aunty it doesn't matter if you are my blood sister, you will go back to family house that day.

'yawning!!!!!!'

Hunger ooo

My love come and buy me lunch.

I am emotional, after many attempt of trying to relocate,

Today is Friday !!!
If we have any unfinished discussion or you have questions to ask, come to the DM.

Imagine trying to fight this lady in the market thinking you are fighting your fellow woman, not knowing you are fighting the national chairman of bricklayer association.

She will almost kill you.