What would you say to Trump if he called you?

Trump is not an alpha male. He's really quite feminine with his hair and makeup.

Donald Trump reminds me of a cabbage that has somehow learned to talk.

Don’t inject bleach.

And don’t vote for the guy who told you to inject bleach.

Donald Trump reminds me of a cabbage that has somehow learned to talk.

Trump is not an alpha male. He's really quite feminine with his hair and makeup.

Trump is really looking like shit. His jowls are almost touching his shoulders.

Joe Biden is the best president we've ever had.

Your Earth Day reminder that Trump was terrible for the planet, rolling back more than 100 regulations governing clean air, water, wildlife, and toxic chemicals

No wonder he’s received millions in donations from Big Oil.

What would you say to Trump if he called you?

Trump doesn't belong in handcuffs. He belongs in a f*cking straitjacket.

You think Trump is bad? Just imagine all the shit he did that we don't even know about yet.

Folks, trickle-down economics failed the middle class.

It failed America.

Donald Trump embodies that failure, and he wants to double down on it.

I’m urging all governors to pardon prior state offenses of simple possession of marijuana.

No one should be in a federal prison solely due to the possession of marijuana, and no one should be in a local jail or state prison for that reason, either.

The House of Representatives passed significant aid to Ukraine by a vote of 311 to 112.

AMERICA IS BACK

Trump is weak and stupid, which make his pathology all the more dangerous. There is no telling when he will do something catastrophic.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is an unprincipled fool and a despicable human being.

Trump has farted so much in court that he should be charged with use of a weapon of mass distraction.

America was a mostly nice country until Trump came along and turned it into a MAGA sewer. Fuck 'em, and vote for Joe.