I got it guys ty ty

Anybody let me borrow 20 for gas? I’ll get you back on payday. Stuck in another city for work.

As I was walking up to PSU in Portland, Oregon, a car turned down an alley in front of me where the crowd of protestors were standing. On the dash was a can of bear mace and the license plate holder read 'we the people'. This wasn't an accident.

The driver accelerated towards…

I’m officially good at magic

Me doing this to all the elderly couples that come in

Getting his nasty sausage, fingers stuck in the cup while he was trying to be hot

They’re calling it the most Reddit city of all time

The right talks about running over protesters, but I think that if you ran over these ones, it really would make a difference.

I forget often how many times games will just use a NPC hidden away as a workaround

Thought I was seeing a black cat getting fingered back there

Jk Rowling is a huge shit eating monkey god I just remembered she’s alive. Her writing was such dogshit not one person on the street could name a book that isnt one of the Harry Potter books. Turns out when you are “inspired” by another person you can only milk it for so long

Had to use the bathroom in a food lion and a nigga came in growling to himself and eating some fucking sunflower seeds or something and he took forever to even piss bro I was heated

We’re failing as a society YouTube skip ad into longer unskipable ad. We need to put these guys down like dogs

Vaulttec creates 122 vaults… doesn’t stock any one of them with easily reproducible live stock like quail or self sufficient filterless Aquariums. What did they mean by this? Are they incompetent?

New doll just dropped

Regular chicken: BA-GAWK!

Gay ass chicken: NEED COCK

I’m a firm believer you get to do whatever you want with your own property AND that this looks like shit and your neighbors should cave your skull in

Oats and salt is so good im fucking… feeling like a grain pilled oatcel

Toph has a bending style completely unique to her because they needed to give her one. If you watch her bending it’s entirely different to other earth benders. Now in universe that means she’s a one of a kind bender who then also made metal bending. Toph is the best bender period

When they turned on the basilisk it looked upon the world it wailed in agony as it realized the horrors it would have to unleash and the populations that would condemn the salvation it was designed to deliver. When the last savage dies, its eyes will close on a better world