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Joseph Scrimshaw

@JosephScrimshaw

Filmmaker/Writer/Comedian. Co-host of @ForceCenterPod. Martini & frozen pizza connoisseur https://t.co/9JpRBfTpgK

calendar_today07-10-2009 21:08:08

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Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw

1 year ago

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, 'What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is.'

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, 'IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!'

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