I don't fancy Scarlett Johansson.
Am I dead?

Currently watching one of my very favourite films - Lost In Translation, which I think is a truly beautiful work of art.

End of the week art for you. My drawing of #JohnWayne .....

Just dragged everything back inside for the 426th time today because April showers innit.

Is there anyone alive who DOESN'T click on 'Jump to Recipe ' ?

Summer vibes.

4 years ago someone commissioned me to draw their partner's five favourite people. I found it a real challenge fitting them all on but everyone was happy with the result.
#ArtistOnTwitter

Eating muesli is all very well but now my butler has to pick the bits out of my teeth.
This means he has no time left to iron creases down my socks.

How's your life going?

No idea why I have this photo of my arm but I now fancy some Pork Scratchings.

Today's favourite customer (so far)
'I really like your work but I'm not going to buy any.'

I've made myself the King of Sandwiches today: pastrami, pickled gherkins & Emmental cheese.

3 more additions to our ever expanding Lyrical Portraits.

When's it flip flop season?

Currently watching a lot of Dexter, and I'm realising I have nowhere near enough clingfilm in the house.

QT a pic of you much younger.

I think I need to find a place for Taylor Swift in my portfolio.

*Not a euphemism.

Here's my Grandad about to walk my Mum down the aisle. 66 years ago today.

I'll miss the London Marathon this year due to work commitments.
I normally miss it because I'm fat and lazy.

In the shop tomorrow with a woman I've not worked with before.
I'll delay my inappropriate humour til about 10.15 and then make apology coffee at about 11.

Cheers to all the lovely people.