Roast of Tom Brady…. was incredible

I spent a lot of time today thinking about the Chicago White Sox being 3-22

2pm today

So many Christmases 🎄

I found the person to produce my next record

Poached, fried, sunny side.
Single yoke or twin,
I love them every which way
I don’t care what form they come in.
Mellow and yellow,
Runny and sunny,
Good for ye arms and ye legs
I know what I’m eating today.
Baby, I am eating eggs.

18 tickets left in Beaumont at Courvilles! Help me sell her out…

Beaumont, TX this Thursday.
See ya at Courville’s 🛢️🛢️🛢️
Tickets: courvillestx.com/products/41820…

Great night in Indy!

Hell Yes I’m going for 30K

21k steps today in Chicago

Nashville was fun. Lexington, KY tonight. 💪🏻

I am coming for everyone

Shayne Hollinger JOHN BAUMANN I am formally requesting a JOHN BAUMANN two step this afternoon on the Ranch. #tshbs

Supporting Josh AbboŦŦ on a 4 day jaunt.

4.10 • Nashville • Exit/In
4.11 • Lexington • Manchester Hall
4.12 • Chicago - Joe’s on Weed St
4.13 • Indianapolis • 8 Seconds Saloon

johnbaumannmusic.com/tour-1

I approve of the eclipse, that was awesome

Disrespect will continue until morale improves

🎏

This mantra has been on the video screens inside the Spurs' practice gym for the past few weeks.