PETITION TO STOP LETTING MEN BE INSTACART SHOPPERS BC OMFG I AM LOSING MY MIND

@thenewyorkina have you considered buying your own groceries

Eliot @thenewyorkina Wow, a company provides a service, and someone *uses that service*?! what a villain

Dr. Kerry McElroy Eliot @thenewyorkina NOOOOOOOO

HE DIDN'T GET MY JUCIES RIGHT

Dr. Kerry McElroy Eliot @thenewyorkina Like if it were me I'd just buy you fucking generic brand apple juice on me lol

@TEESNIFFSCOKE IlovetheBlackHawks Dr. Kerry McElroy Eliot @thenewyorkina I get your point but why is this an excuse for everybody to hate on men, misandry is bad bro

@TEESNIFFSCOKE yannis IlovetheBlackHawks Dr. Kerry McElroy Eliot @thenewyorkina I need those last two sentences on a t-shirt and a coffee cup.