Apple’s cloaca-inspired design philosophy means the simple act of using two peripheral USB items with my MacBook requires a sprawling mass of cables and adapters and best of all I can’t charge it at the same time. Fucking brilliant.

My favourite Star Wars is the one that's actually Red Dwarf when you look closely

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My teenage step daughter and her friends no longer use the word “party”. Now it’s called a “motive”. What kind of generation decides they’re too good for a party?

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This time five years ago I was doing a road trip across America where I visited (among other places) the Texas Chainsaw Massacre gas station, the Breaking Bad car wash, the Natural Born Killers wedding bridge and Nakatomi Plaza. Good times.

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Tiring work being this unimpressed by everything

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