Carlo Ancelotti has done some incredible things in football. Sniding his way past City is certainly one of them

But the jewel in his crown will always be those few months when he made Michael Keane look like a competent defender

Way too many coaches think they’re Pep. You even see wannabies doing this at grassroots. Get that fucking ball launched

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Probably best to mute the term ‘El Cheatico’ before the weekend. I imagine there will be a load of dead funny knobheads putting that out

Back home on Sunday. Everton FC Heritage Society & stalls (listed below) will be at St. Luke’s. Bob Waterhouse will be selling his EFC books. Copies of new Jim Keoghan book also on sale.
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No way is Pep a better manager than Jurgen. Pep only works with werld class players. Klopp doesn’t. Having said that, every player at Liverpool is obviously the best in da werld

On this Day 1961, Everton appointed Harry Catterick

Here's an article from Everton's Greatest Games about the first title he brought home

The Mersey Millionaires

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Don’t worry, we’ll probably get him back in a few years

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A mate of mine decided to take a shot of tequila every time Dyche mentioned the following in a recent press conference

‘Hard Yards’, ‘Miles off it’, ‘Back on the Grass’, ‘True Fitness’, 'Feel', 'Noise', 'Youngy', 'It's in the details'

May he rest in peace

That game last night had the feel of the dreadful Lpool 4-0 under Martinez, the Arsenal 5-2 under Koeman, the Lpool 5-2 under Silva, those moments when you know the manager is absolutely done. Difference this time is that evidently we're stuck with him

Can we be that surprised that a club that has gone from having the likes of Ancelotti/Richarlison/James/Digne to one with Dyche/Young/Beto/McNeil is struggling? The downgrade has been dizzying. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Everton set up decline so much, so quickly

Surely it must feel weird to only be in a job because the company can’t afford to sack you. And even if they could, there’s nobody around to make that decision. Despite the fact that you’re shit, everyone knows you’re shit, and you’re only getting shitter

For a long time, rightly or wrongly, we’ve often thought that the European ban was the worst thing to happen to the club. That absolutely pales in comparison to Kenwright. The man has devastated Everton. God knows how long his toxic legacy will last

Playing ok for 13 minutes does not represent a tactical masterclass. I’d put good money on the fact that every fan watching could’ve kept us competitive for the first quarter of an hour

A reminder that it wasn't always this bad

Everton Champions!

On This Day, 1932, the Blues defeat West Ham to claim the title

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Ashley Young was not the worst performer last night. But you can’t help but feel that his continued presence on the pitch, right until the bitter end, is the perfect encapsulation of everything that is wrong at Everton at the moment. The finances, the recruitment, the manager

We wake up in a brave new world. A new frontier where the football of Mike Walker, long thought to be an unrepeatable Everton low, has now been surpassed. That’s some achievement. Heady times

Dyche implementing Plan B when 4-0 down is like taking the morning after pill on your child’s 18th Birthday

It’s good that when considering the fact that Everton we’re about to face a Chelsea side filled with energetic, quick young players, Dyche thought it a good idea to staff our right side with two players with a combined age of 73