Effortlessly.

Why do they hate Christianity?

Why are they trying to destroy it?

Guido will be pleased about the Angela Rayner news once he wakes up from today's drunken and reminders where he parked the car.

Oh, no forget that, it's outside, he still drove it back.

I can't wait for the Tory howls of anguish when it's found there's no case to answer for Angela Rayner, again...

'Only Reform' will make a serious of ludicrous claims and promises that they've absolutely no intention of keeping nor will they ever get chance to.

The most patronising aspect of Mercenary Lee Anderson MP saying he won't campaign against his mates is the predictably selfish nature of it.

He's campaigning nationally saying the Tories have lost their way, so doesn't think it's in YOUR best interests to vote for them, just his

How can Richard Tice 🇬🇧 pretend that his limited company offers any alternative to the Tories when he's got Mercenary Lee refusing to campaign against his Tory mates and some Tory MPs suggesting voters should vote Reform?

They're absolutely the same. No change. No difference.

BREAKING NEWS: I'm told that having volunteers doesn't guarantee winning any elections.

A source told me: 'What kind of idiot ever thought it did?'

A text replied: 'A special kind of idiot, that's who'.

More when we have it.

Imagine tarnishing the memory of Mo Mowlam by pretending someone was responsible for 'many of the key negotiations' because of your bizarre fixation with a former Labour leader.

So as Tory Twitter goes into meltdown over the possibility that Angela Rayner might owe £1500 from selling a house 10 years ago, it's turns out that this Conservative government spent £34,000 paying out over something stupid Michelle Donalan said.

And lied that it was £15,000.

Slippery Dick Richard Tice 🇬🇧 has allowed Mercenary Lee Three Parties Lee Anderson MP not to campaign against his mates 😂😂

This Reform UK set of jokers really are the funniest limited company around.

Imagine having an argument in a pub and calling them 'beta'.

You'd he laughed out of there and put in your daft backside.

'Simp' is another favourite insult of this guy.

Strange behaviour.

You can tell that these types are getting desperate when they pull out the Guido attack lines.

Quite pathetic in the scheme of things.

Ah well, his echo chamber will enjoy,

It's so scary how people can be whipped up into caring about a subject they know little about or didn't care about until they were influenced to do so.

No one really cared about Brexit before Brexit.

No one cared about the ECHR before the same people got upset on their behalf.

What's wrong with this guy?

Allister Heath

When do you think it'll eventually dawn on Lee Anderson MP that the vast majority of people are laughing at him, not with him?

After the next election?

I wish any journalist would properly put pressure on Rishi Sunak when he refuses to any a question directly and just repeats the same pre-prepared line over and over again.

Infuriating little man.

This is what cranks like Matt Le Tissier inspire.

People who fall down the rabbit hole and can't think for themselves.

Their argument usually falls apart under the most basic of questioning.

I always enjoy upsetting the Matt Le Tissier fan club.

My favourite responses today have been the ones suggesting that Ol' Matt is making some wider, deeper point that's actually taking the piss out of the people who criticise him 😂

I love these guys.

Flag man and conspiracy footballer fan just called me a 'beta simp'.

Can you imagine a real life person in pub trying to insult someone in that way?

They'd be laughed out of there.

I blame American Twitter for these people.

Absolute whoppers.