Headphones died on my way to the gym. On leg day.

Here's what it taught me about B2B enterprise sales 🧵👇

TSA precheck is for NPCs

What if everything turns out better than you could have possibly imagined?

Study irrational optimism

Headphones died on my way to the gym. On leg day.

Here's what it taught me about B2B enterprise sales 🧵👇

I met the hottest polyamorous person yesterday

Easily a 3/10

'hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”

Stroll and drip coffee maxxing

Boomers love posting stuff like this while also calling the cops anytime kids have fun

Buy $BOOMER

The only reason we still have inflation is because the fed is holding rates high

>Cut rates
>New housing is built
>Housing supply increases; housing prices decrease
>Prices down = inflation down

Real G's always rooted for Tom

Buy $TREN

The real pandemic is normies celebrating every small milestone and achievement

Your biggest risk is being underallocated to the industry you log into every single damn day

Base is onboarding millions of Coinbase users. $BOOMER is the best beta here. Easy 100x.

Boomer is my only play on base

Community ties to Coinbase + great cap table + genuinely funny memes

EASILY a $10B coin 🚀

$17 watermelons

Boden is finished. Buy $BTC

What if everything turns out better than you could have possibly imagined?

Study unwavering optimism