would u let alecto lay eggs in u (sexual)

she’s gonna call her griddle in alecto god fucking damnit dude

it's hard to choose one but i think i gotta go with dios apate pie eating (my genius idea to make this safe to post on tumblr)

i made a video (hd is still processing) youtu.be/MPNezu_ut8k

so sad that people don't know about the cole slaw bear with #fatbearweek approaching

Part of why you don't hear about 3D printing so much anymore is that the reasonable optimists were right and it's become a mundane part of the manufacturing toolkit

they removed asbestos from our houses because it was the only thing shielding us from 5G rays. real patriots want asbestos PUT BACK in our houses where IT NATURALLY BELONGS.

You couldn’t build a nuclear reactor under the university football stands these days. You know, because of wokeness

i don’t think I have ever in my life corrected someone about what bathroom they were in? i think when someone is actually in the wrong bathroom they’re like 😯 and then you’re like 😯 and then it self resolves

Cam the sixth

It’s already over for you, I have already depicted myself as the owl and you as the woodcock

my eyes glazing over every time they say the word transgender at a workplace discrimination training

MY OTHER CAR IS JEANS

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even the smallest lie, can break the biggest nut

through the night