i don't believe in divinity but i think our concept of Christ is based on a man who died rather than yield to the empire of his day. He'd be disgusted by the folks who lick boots in his name.

Fun Fact: If you shit your pants attacking people online because you care so much about your hobbies, your actual hobby is shitting in your pants

It's particularly obvious you've encountered a man who sees women as objects when you notice he only bothers to remember the names of women he finds attractive. The rest of us may as well be invisible, it's astonishing.

I've been dealing with this shit for over a year. Would love some help on this.

Just learned that last night my father had symptoms of a stroke. An ambulance was called, and they were told that the wait time was eight hours. Eight. Hours. Act FAST. The Conservative party have ruined this country in every conceivable way and I will never not be mad about it.

my favorite kate middleton tweets so i don’t have to bookmark everything, an ongoing thread 🧵

What idiot called it a mirror and not a self checkout

Sex should be like playing Mario Kart with friends:

• it should be fun
• you should choose a speed setting that gives everyone a fair chance
• if someone isn’t getting there quick enough, they can always use a bullet to help
• Wario is there

Amazon is awful for this, but shopping online is *terrible* in 2024. Constantly getting ads on socials by dropshippers, absolute crap with a 2-400% markup. The advertising is slick, but what you get is cheaply made, imported junk, likely made with exploitation and child labour.

Had a short back and forth with a cat seller on pets4homes. Perfect cat, agreed she'd message me details and I'd pick it up on Sunday. Now she has disappeared and I haven't felt like this repeatedly checking an app and my messages since I was ghosted by fuckboys in the 2010s

'oh you're a feminist huh? name at least 3 women'

Lou Bega: *smirks* ok...

JK Rowling naming an Irish character in Harry Potter

I love 80s #darts , and I love 80s darts players, but there is no comparison to how heavily these boys score nowadays. Averages of 107, 108 and higher. Just nuts. It’s almost as if playing when you’re not pissed and holding a lit fag in your other hand improves your accuracy.

I support the strike. You can also donate to support striking junior doctors here. bma.org.uk/juniorspay #bmastrikefund via The BMA

Oh cool, so they just cancelled my order and refunded me without any other contact or help. I guess they have no drivers, as the restaurant made the food and it was waiting. Why accept orders if you have no drivers??

Recently I learned that 50% of men surveyed believe they could land a commercial aircraft in an emergency and knowing this is helping me understand a lot of the emails I get at work.

Checked my Google Wallet, and saw the three most important things I saw in 2023. All of them bangers. Rosie Holt

£180 it’s costing me to get to and from Newcastle for my show today, hopping and jumping between train delays + cancellations

I’d say the trains are buggered because of the strikes, but the trains are running EXACTLY LIKE THEY DO MOST DAYS AND THAT’S WHY WE NEED STRIKES

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This woman from Wales was recently prosecuted for not paying her TV licence.

She made clear she'd been in an abusive relationship and relying on foodbanks, but was now able to pay in full.

The case went ahead and she got a £146 court bill and criminal record.

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