I’m both a “fast replier” and “never replies” type of person. It depends on my mood and who you are.

i could eat queso on absolutely anything

In college you learn to take yo L’s and go about yo day 😂

Illinois High School Defensive Player of the Year. Only guy in history to shut down everyone across all sports...

christmas lights make me a different type of happy

It’s almost 2021 and I’m still watching One Tree Hill.

why tf are finals AFTER break. i didn’t know this shit before break let alone after????? 🥲🥲🥲

One ☝️ of the top shooters in the nation as a freshman. This sophomore can light it up from anywhere! One of the hardest if not the hardest worker I have ever been around. A absolutely wonderful person! Sami should be on coaches boards! Academic Honors too! #RunItBackRLC 40MOH

I’m 0/2 with stimulus checks like damn am I not in a pandemic

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

Am i the only one who doesn’t look at gas prices 🙃 i mean regardless you have to pump gas soo?

riddle me this, WHY is the amount you receive for financial aid based on your PARENTS income???? tf my parents ain’t payin for my school i am and i am indeed broke

chrissy teigen accidentally spending $13,000 on wine is actually relatable because one time i accidentally spent tens of thousands of dollars on college tuition only to realize i’m taking classes from home

i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other’s papers don’t ever question my loyalty 😂😂😂

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish] BRO😭 translate it thennn

i don’t care how much i like you, i’ll leave you alone if you make me feel unwanted