Man gets up early, what a wanker
Man likes a bit of him time, what a wanker
Man spends time with son, wanker
Man provides for family, wanker

Man likes routine in his life, what a wanker

“and we shall fight them on the beaches…”

There’s a man called in to @lbc who thinks we’ve not left the EU

Good god, read that letter, how can we be governed by people who don't know how to write a letter?

I'll give this to Suella, she made today a very entertaining day

I'm from Britannia Inferior, that means I'm not as bad as a Tory but not quite a scot

Cleverly: 8 jobs in 7 years
Shapps: 10 jobs in 7 years
Barclay: 7 jobs in 6 years
16 housing ministers in 13 years
5 PM’s in 13 years
7 Home Secretaries
9 Foreign Secretaries
10 Environment Ministers

A strong and stable government.

It's the funniest thing since Mad Nads was made culture secretary

People on LBC earlier saying the woke left have won, no, the Brexit brain dead keep winning, that’s why nothing works any more

Was hoping to see something about the sewage crisis in the Kings speech, but alas

Nadine Dorries is now being given free BBC advertising for her book

How broken it all is, if you don’t agree with one person you must inevitably be in full alignment with their enemy. We’re on a precipice, events will get worse, we all know it

Historically aware people know what's going on, and it's fucking awful

Got stung by a wasp this morning, I bet it supported Jeremy Corbyn

fuck sake, bloke on LBC pretending our government aren't flag shagging twats, not proper flag shaggers, flag shaggers in name only

If you attended any protest in which 'serious disruption to two or more individuals, or to an organisation' occured, you can, under this bill, be forced to wear an electronic tag.
'Serious disruption' has been redefined by the Police Act to include 'noise'.

We should be paying 22% and they should be paying 70

You don’t tweet any more, you post, and it can be a long ass post, I think Elon has invented the Internet Forum

I bloody love a short bout of unbearably hot weather #heatwave