Jared Kaplan (@jaredkaplan) 's Twitter Profile
Jared Kaplan

@jaredkaplan

I create social media content for your favorite TV shows.
Very stable genius.

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There’s one line in the new #NakedGun movie that caused me to laugh so hard I don’t think I heard anything that happened in the next two scenes. 💩🚽

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This is a shame but imagine the plan all along was to do one season of Original Sin JUST so they had better looking flashbacks for Resurrection instead of putting Michael C. Hall back into the teenager wig? #Dexter #DexterOriginalSin #DexterResurrection

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It's insane to me that a person with absolutely zero medical training or background can be in a position of power and spewing whatever enters his worm filled brain. Sign me up to give a speech at the Tonys next year. I've seen a handful of Broadway shows so I can wing it too.

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Very thrilled to be having a kid during the absolute dumbest time period on Earth where tons of kids are going to needlessly die from preventable illnesses because of...?

The Walking Dead (@walkingdead_amc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

From red carpets to roaring crowds, the #DarylDixon Global Premiere lit up Madrid. ❤️‍🔥 The Season 3 premiere episode is now streaming on AMC+. New episodes drop Sundays.

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"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!" Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible

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Why believe the consensus of doctors and scientists worldwide who have devoted their lives to medicine when you can just trust the advice of a man with no prior medical experience who's just going off vibes? Did I mention he admitted that a worm ate a portion of his brain?