Well of course not. She wants it all to be Kelly and Matt.

🎧 Today's jaaaaaaaaams

Lamar just taking out 2 guys

Do I send gifs in work emails?

Sure do.

So close on those security doors

Watson hopes you all have a great f****** Friday

I dig it.

Soooo, whats everyone gonna fight about on here after the #NFLDraft ?

The Longest Yard part II looks awful.

Just sayin'

While it's funny and all, the Boltimore Ravens and all.

What has Balt won recently?

That doesn't worry anybody?

Just two best friends chilling together..🐕🐾😍

Because that's what you want in the hero's main villian.. is to crack up at him...

We are not the same.

People believing anything GMs/teams are saying this time of year...
We are not the same.

At a Jays/Yanks game, whatever.
At a Sox/Yanks game, fuck that.

Yeah that's right. Fuuuuuuuck that.

Lamar is 2x MVP. Please tell me which WRs he has made better ... I'll wait.

Honestly, hasn't been as great as twitter would lead you to believe. It's been fine and all. No real problems with it (other than Rouges voice and say cat one more GD time!!)

Not breaking down doors or anything. Everything else these days just sucks that bad.

She's not this stupid.

Oooooooor is she?

Now I'm getting notifications on my phone for twitter.
Go to drop down and it's an Elon tweet saying this is amazing....

So it's not bad enough we got porn bots out the wahzoo. Now we get Elon tweets sent to our phones for no reason at all?

We need a new app.

Just an idea for some Salt Lake UT hockey branding @nhl

If if's were 5ths, we'd all be drunk.