Evenin' all.

I have decided to open an Instagram thing. Absolutely no bloody idea what I'm doing as of yet but if you want me, I'm here - @jameshoggwriter

Congratulations, you have reached the middle of the week. Here's a quickie.

Good morning

😥

€3.50.

Absolutely outrageous!

Smug evening.

One more for the eternal Eric Morecambe on what would have been his 98th birthday.

Ready to laugh?

Yeah yeah yeah!

Weather is here, wish you were lovely.

Can you spare the eternal Eric Morecambe 35 seconds on his birthday?

Of course you can.

Good morning.

Ning ning.

How was your day at work?

Rod Hull and Emu, the greatest Dr Who we never had.

You are but 95 seconds away from having an above average start to your week.

Morning kids. Have a good'n.

I am in the garden on a swinging couch.

Leeds Bradford Airport is basically just a massive pub with flying taxis. Which is nice.

James Hogg 🖋 There are four episodes of Hancock's Half Hour on BBC 4 tv tonight from 19:00. They are broadcasting The Blood Donor at 20:30