A modest proposal: the Premier League should not initiate any new investigations into any other club until it finally completes the one (or 115, depending on how you frame it) into Manchester City

Ciaran Martin PL: the City probe is so complex, time-consuming, it will keep all our resources busy for months, years even, to get into this!

Also PL: let's do multiple investigations into other clubs, progressing at pace to their conclusions and point deductions because why not